Beach Day by Rodger Bliss
August 2019
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What Can You Charge?

What Can You Charge?
What can you charge without getting paid?

Thank you Alexandru for your submission!

Coat

Coat
It was a normal day at a normal airport. People are passing through the x-rays as usual. Then, a man in a trench coat arrives. When he passed through the x-ray, the alarm sounds. The police walk over to him, and they question if he brought a gun with him. The man replies, “No, I didn’t bring a gun. You can use your metal detectors to confirm me.” So, the police do, and alas! He was truthful. However, the police denied him access to the planes anyway.

Why would they do that?

Thank you A.J. for your submission!

I’m Only Here For Youth

I'm Only Here For Youth
I’m only here for youth
Understood by the middle of the life cycle as well
Surreal I could be
Amazing I can be
Funny I am

What am I?

Thank you Rockwell for your submission!

The Ship That Went No Further

The Ship That Went No Further
Theres a ship and it gets into distress 10 miles from shore and CANNOT GO ANY FURTHER. Nobody on board is a very good swimmer and there are no life-boats on the ship. The entire crew of 5 people makes it safely to shore BY the end of the next day without being rescued or assisted by anyone else. There are no bridges, pipes, or any man made structures connecting the boat to the shore. There are no islands between the ship and the shore.

How did the crew do it???

Thank you Zack for your submission!

How Old Are You?

How Old Are You?
Joseph is 10 years old, Emily is 19, and Carter is 16.

Now how old would they be if they were born 30 years ago?

Thank you Joseph for your submission!

Favorite Child

Favorite Child
A woman was asked to pick her favorite child. She said she couldn’t.

Why?

Thank you Azile for your submission!

Did I Trick You?

Did I Trick You?
There were 10 people on the ship.
The next day when the pilot woke there was not a single person on the ship.

What happened?

Thank you Vaneet for your submission!

Poison a Max Gaetanno Mystery

Poison a Max Gaetanno Mystery
A girl named Abby goes on a date with Colin. Little did they know in the kitchen the chef put poison in their ice coffees. Abby drank the drink really fast, but Colin drank his super slow. For some reason Colin died, but Abby didn’t. Why?
Remember the chef put poison in both of their drinks.

Help Max figure out why?

Thanks Hamiyah for your submission!

Sky Weigh

Sky Weigh

How could the sky weigh less?

Thank you Kenneth for your submission!

A House Was Dropped on Me

A House Was Dropped on Me
In the movie the Wizard of Oz, the Dorothy character dropped a house on the wicked witch.

What was the name of that witch?

Thank you Liz for your submission!