A man and his wife are driving down a road with a lone, thick oak tree as the wife says,
“I want a divorce.”
The man says nothing and speeds up slightly.
The woman continues, “That’s not all I also want the house, the kids, and the bank account.”
The man stays silent, but speeds up a little more. Reaching 100mph.
The woman, getting mad yells, “Don’t you have anything to say?!?!?”
The man replies, “Nope, I have everything I need.”
The woman asks,”What do you have?”
What does the man reply?
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That he was already planning on the divorce so he brung her out into the woods to kill her, or even both of them
He has his seatbelt on, and/or airbag I guess
Crabman you are the winner!
My seatbelt is on and the airbag!