Beach Day by Rodger Bliss
November 2019
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Divorced

A man and his wife are Divorceddriving down a road with a lone, thick oak tree as the wife says,
“I want a divorce.”

The man says nothing and speeds up slightly.

The woman continues, “That’s not all I also want the house, the kids, and the bank account.”

The man stays silent, but speeds up a little more. Reaching 100mph.

The woman, getting mad yells, “Don’t you have anything to say?!?!?”

The man replies, “Nope, I have everything I need.”

The woman asks,”What do you have?”

What does the man reply?

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