Beach Day by Rodger Bliss
May 2024

Which Haircut?

A fellow’s driving across the desert from Salt Lake City to Janet Reno, Nevada. He happens to look in the rear view mirror, and says, “Yikes!” He realizes he’s in urgent need of a haircut. So, he gets off at Exit 321, which is between Winnemucca and Elko.

He finds himself in beautiful downtown Horsetown, Nevada. Where there are, of course, two barbershops.

He strolls past barbershop number one and looks in the window. There are no customers in the shop. It’s kind of messy. Even the barber looks kind of messy. He’s unshaven, he’s got a rumpled shirt on, there’s hair on the floor, and his haircut is lousy.

The guy thinks, “Maybe I should check out the other joint.” So, he moseys along and arrives at barbershop number two and looks in that window. It looks terrific. It’s nice and clean. The mirrors are clean and shiny, there’s no hair on the floor. The barber looks neat and well groomed. He’s a got the good haircut.

The question is, which barbershop does he select for his haircut?

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6 guesses to Which Haircut?

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  • Rool

    The first one.

    Obviously it’s the MEN’s barbershop…

  • Dude

    Can you elaborate as to why?

  • Chris

    The forst one because the hair and ungroomed barber show that the locals go their more and the other one had a chance to clean up due to the lack of its customers

  • Dude

    Wow, these are really good answers, but not the one we’re looking for. It’s really quite simple, really.

  • Paul

    Since a barber would have a difficult time cutting his own hair, the guy assumed each cut the others hair, so he went to the barber that gave the better cut.

  • Dude

    You’re right, Paul!

    Of course they cut each other’s hair.

    You’re today’s winner!!!