The Riddle Dude

Trains!!!

There are 2 trains heading on the same track at 7:00 on Saturday. They are heading towards each other.

How do they not crash into each other?

Thanks Brennan for your submission!

The Man in the Minefield

There is a man in an open field surrounded by mines. Then, he hears a ticking sound. It grows louder and louder until everything goes black. Then, he sees a bright light.

What just happened?

*hint: he didn’t die

Thanks Gerald for your submission!

A rich family lived in a round house, when the parents came back from their dinner date their baby was dead.The daughter says she was playing with her dolls, the son said he was playing outside in the garden, the maid said she was dusting the corners, the butler said he was watching the son, and the chef said he was baking pies.

Who killed the baby?

Thanks Hanan for your submission!

What Can You Charge?

What can you charge without getting paid?

Thank you Alexandru for your submission!

Coat

It was a normal day at a normal airport. People are passing through the x-rays as usual. Then, a man in a trench coat arrives. When he passed through the x-ray, the alarm sounds. The police walk over to him, and they question if he brought a gun with him. The man replies, “No, I didn’t bring a gun. You can use your metal detectors to confirm me.” So, the police do, and alas! He was truthful. However, the police denied him access to the planes anyway.

Why would they do that?

Thank you A.J. for your submission!

I’m Only Here For Youth

I’m only here for youth
Understood by the middle of the life cycle as well
Surreal I could be
Amazing I can be
Funny I am

What am I?

Thank you Rockwell for your submission!

The Ship That Went No Further

Theres a ship and it gets into distress 10 miles from shore and CANNOT GO ANY FURTHER. Nobody on board is a very good swimmer and there are no life-boats on the ship. The entire crew of 5 people makes it safely to shore BY the end of the next day without being rescued or assisted by anyone else. There are no bridges, pipes, or any man made structures connecting the boat to the shore. There are no islands between the ship and the shore.