Beach Day by Rodger Bliss
December 2023
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Divorced

Divorced

A man and his wife are driving down a road with a lone, thick oak tree as the wife says, “I want a divorce.”

The man says nothing and speeds up slightly.

The woman continues, “That’s not all I also want the house, the kids, and the bank account.”

The man stays silent, but speeds […]

Parking My Car

Parking my Car

On a hot sunny day at 1 pm I parked my car and went to gym for 2 hours. When I got back in my car the front seats were not hot but the back seats were.

Which direction my car was parked?

Thank you Mirza for your submission!

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Mobilize the Children

Mobilize the Children

You have 5 kids and you are the mother and you have to try to get them all into your car at once. Tommy and Timmy are twins but they hate each other so they cant’ sit together and Sarah and Sally hate each other too so they cant sit together and Max is grabby […]

Price Tag

Price Tag

A woman who wants to buy a used car browses the cars checking for mileage, price, and appearance. Coming upon a gorgeous Lamborghini she checks the price tag, finding it’s $35,000. She buys the car without using a dime.

How did she do this?

Thank you LaLeon for your submission!

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I Will Change

I Will Change

Travel a mile and I will change. Travel a million and I will end as I started.

What am I?

A Thousand Wheels

A Thousand Wheels

A thousand wheels, but move I do not. Call me what I am, call me a lot.

What am I?

Man Invented the Problem Math

If a wheel has 32 spokes, how many spaces are there between the spokes?

What a Beautiful Corvette

A man wants to buy a used car. He finds a beautiful Corvette for $9500, but he buys it without paying a dime.

How did he manage this?

Volkswagen Beetle Riddle

Two years ago, a man offered to sell his classic Volkswagen Beetle to a car dealership for $7000, but they declined to buy it. A year later the seller offered the same car for $6000, but again the car dealer decided not to purchase it. A few months later the man offered the Beetle […]

Bus Stop

Most city buses are ugly, noisy, smelly, big, and slow. And in my city, they don’t even have the decency to pull over to discharge or admit passengers — they stop in the middle of the street.

 

But I discovered something interesting lately. About half the time when I drive to work in the […]