Beach Day by Rodger Bliss
May 2020
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I Speak Without a Mouth

I Speak Without a Mouth

I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind.

What am I?

Thanks Brennan for your submission!

Last Sight

Last Sight

Whistling without breath Straight rods of rain Tipped with death

What am I?

Thanks Fergus for your submission!

Trains!!!

Trains!

There are 2 trains heading on the same track at 7:00 on Saturday. They are heading towards each other.

How do they not crash into each other?

Thanks Brennan for your submission!

The Man in the Minefield

The Man in the Minefield

There is a man in an open field surrounded by mines. Then, he hears a ticking sound. It grows louder and louder until everything goes black. Then, he sees a bright light.

What just happened?

*hint: he didn’t die

Thanks Gerald for your submission!

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The Ship That Went No Further

The Ship That Went No Further

Theres a ship and it gets into distress 10 miles from shore and CANNOT GO ANY FURTHER. Nobody on board is a very good swimmer and there are no life-boats on the ship. The entire crew of 5 people makes it safely to shore BY the end of the next day without being rescued […]

Favorite Child

Favorite Child

A woman was asked to pick her favorite child. She said she couldn’t.

Why?

Thank you Azile for your submission!

Did I Trick You?

Did I Trick You?

There were 10 people on the ship. The next day when the pilot woke there was not a single person on the ship.

What happened?

Thank you Vaneet for your submission!

A House Was Dropped on Me

A House Was Dropped on Me

In the movie the Wizard of Oz, the Dorothy character dropped a house on the wicked witch.

What was the name of that witch?

Thank you Liz for your submission!

What are A & B?

What are A & B?

There are 2 things, A and B. If A hit B, A dies. If B hit A, nothing will happen.

What are A and B?

Thank you Agru for your submission!

Something That Occurs Without Hesitation

Something That Occurs Without Hesitation

I am something that occurs without hesitation. You may think you have enough of me, but you can end up losing track. I am something that can be both saved and wasted, and something that can be spent but never bought. Your end will come, but I will go on.

What am I?

Thank […]