Divorced

A man and his wife are Divorceddriving down a road with a lone, thick oak tree as the wife says,
“I want a divorce.”

The man says nothing and speeds up slightly.

The woman continues, “That’s not all I also want the house, the kids, and the bank account.”

The man stays silent, but speeds up a little more. Reaching 100mph.

The woman, getting mad yells, “Don’t you have anything to say?!?!?”

The man replies, “Nope, I have everything I need.”

The woman asks,”What do you have?”

What does the man reply?

Thank you KaLeon for your submission!

Pink House

Pink House
In a one story pink house, everything is pink! The table is pink, the dog is pink, the doors are pink, the food is pink, everything is pink.

What color is the staircase?

Thank you Jason for your submission!