Beach Day by Rodger Bliss
August 2019
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What Can You Charge?

What Can You Charge?

What can you charge without getting paid?

Thank you Alexandru for your submission!

I’m Only Here For Youth

I'm Only Here For Youth

I’m only here for youth Understood by the middle of the life cycle as well Surreal I could be Amazing I can be Funny I am

What am I?

Thank you Rockwell for your submission!

The Ship That Went No Further

The Ship That Went No Further

Theres a ship and it gets into distress 10 miles from shore and CANNOT GO ANY FURTHER. Nobody on board is a very good swimmer and there are no life-boats on the ship. The entire crew of 5 people makes it safely to shore BY the end of the next day without being rescued […]

Man Who Worked in a Village

Man Who Worked in a Village

There was a man who worked in a village. He had a magic lamp which he rubbed to release a genie. The Genie greeted him and said, “I will only grant you one wish.” So the man wished that all the beautiful women in the village loved him. But the wish didn’t come true.

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On the Porch

On the Porch

On the porch where you sit to see, at the table where you sit to eat. In a private place where you go to be, we will forever be with you and will forever be. You will always have us but can not talk to us, you can not touch us but that is […]

Once I Fall, I Break

Once I Fall, I Break

Once I fall, I break. Once I break I fall.

What am I?

Thank you Sohaib for your submission!

Many Keys

Many Keys

What has many keys but can’t open any doors?

Thank you Sky for your submission!

Through Me They Look

Through Me They Look

Through me they look Through me they see, some want me, some need me and some just can’t seem to live without me. I can corrupt your knowledge but I can also give you new. I can give you a feeling of power, But I can also make you feel blue. Do no underestimate […]

If You Are Late

If You Are Late

If you are late at being early, If you are early at being late,

What would you be if you are late at being late?

Thank you Unknown for your submission!

Happy Acorns Relish Dreams

Happy Acorns Relish Dreams

Randy: What are you? happy acorns relish dreams?

Alien: Randy, I dont delete loser emails.

Randy: …

What am I?

Thank you ProMagma for your submission!