The skeleton ate some dinner and said “Everything I eat goes right through me!” So the skeleton walked in to a bar. He goes to the bartender and says, “I’m going to need a beer and a mop.” These skeleton problems continued all evening until it became worse when the skeleton walked out the door and on to the sidewalk. Why was the skeleton scared to walk across the street?
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He had no guts
Good answer Howard, you are today’s winner! I would have also accepted, “The skeleton was afraid of the dog across the street was going to eat his bones.”